JAID BLACK

USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR

Coming in April

I had a life in the Normal States of America— a wonderful, safety-pin-awesome, it-just-doesn't-get-better-than-this kind of existence. As a successful artist, beloved daughter, and one of New York City's most desirable catches, no woman could have asked for more. ​​And then in the year 2053, he came along... 


​​One moment my life was near perfect and a blink of an eye later I became the prisoner-wife of a Cro-MAGAnon man. Now a freaked out captive  held  hostage in Trumpgolia, my abductor is demanding entry into my passage. He wants to fertilize my eggs and use my uterus as an unwilling host for the growth of his spawn. My only desire is freedom and my only hope is escape, but in order to secure either of them I must first penetrate... 


​​The Yuge Wall of Jina. 


​And this time, my friends, It's Fully Loaded.


Warning: This series is 100% political satire. It is neither intended to be nor should be confused with JB's adult catalog.

I'm a red-blooded, God-fearing, gun-slinging, alpha-male patriot born and raised in Trumpgolia. My people are facing a serious problem in 2053 A.D. and it's one that needs rectified: The preachers told us the commie libtards on the other side of the wall conjured up the devil to possess our womenfolk into digging their way out of the Fatherland. My 2 best buddies are as fed up with the wife drought as I am. We are itching for some payback... and we are bigly horny.

And so it has come to pass that under the cover of camo and night we will enter the land of godless heathens, steal us three commie libtard females, and claim them as brides. But to do so we must first penetrate... 

The Yuge Wall of Jina.


​(It's Bigly)


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