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"Somebody nominate this bitch for a Pulitzer." - Paul Krugman, NY Times
"Who is this author and why isn't she my head writer?" - Stephen Colbert
"The Resistance has found its leader in Jaid Black." - Keith Olbermann
"Oh that's right. Rain was a bad sign in the Bible." - Franklin Graham, reading comprehension challenged evangelist
"We now see the error of our ways." - everybody at Breitbart
"Thank you for naming the book's leading asshole after me. No really." - Paul Ryan, while fake smiling
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